Dream bed

All of those days visiting my mother in the hospital must finally be getting to my brain. Because I keep having these dreams about mechanical beds.

Luckily, for once, I am not having some ridiculous nightmare. (Which would actually be interesting, given the whole bed scenario.) But rather, I dream that I am a mad scientist who comes up with a pretty rad idea for a new mechanical bed.

But the bed isn't made for hospital patients...it's made for people that have problems getting out of bed in the morning. (Case in point = moi. I <3 my bed.)

Basically, you set a sort-of "alarm" on the bed for the last possible minute that you need to get out of bed by, and the bed automatically changes your position and eventually boots you out on your ass if you don't get out of bed prior to that last minute.

The only issue with this invention is that you would have to have some sort of corresponding couch that is in sync with the bed alarm, otherwise, if you're sneaky, you can just move from one to the other!

I'm in the wrong line of work...can't you tell? Or maybe my brain is just trying to tell me that I need to catch up on some zzzzz's.


Song of the day: "Hell On The Heart" Eric Church (this is what two weeks in Indiana does to me...brings me back to more country music!)