Friday, November 4, 2011

Sweet invention

Shatter nail polish.....God's gift to my poor finger nails.


You see, I have this thing....called IMPATIENCE. 

So when I think that I have sat long enough for my nail polish to dry, I try to sit even longer, because it never seems to be long enough...and regardless, first thing I do:  SMUDGE. 

I think I could sit around for the better part of an hour and still somehow fuck it up.  My toes, on the other hand...never an issue.  I can wear flip flops with the best of them, thanks to my years spent in Arizona.

So, where this nail polish comes in....you can smudge away on that damn top coat and you CAN'T EVEN TELL that you have secretly fucked it up. 

SUCCESS!

Who's winning?  That would be me.  Another one of life's small trials has been conquered.

Okay, okay, I know I'm being a little dramatic, but you have no idea how many times I've jacked up a manicure with my impatience. 

It's the small victories, my friends.

Happy weekending!

Song of the day:  "Adolescents" Incubus


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