You thought you lost me?

WRONG.

To put it mildly, there has just been some shit going DOWN in my life during the past couple of months.  I could have written all about it on here, but for once I am going to say that wouldn't be appropriate, no matter how much I would love to vent.

On another note....it's 2012.  When the fuck did that happen?  Seriously.  I was looking at old photos on Facebook earlier today, and I noticed that I started my Facebook account when I was a SOPHOMORE in college.  That was like 8 million years ago!  (Okay, I'm exaggerating.  Take about a million off and you're close to right.)

Even crazier:  I TURN 30 IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS.

Mother. Of. God.

But, the way that I look at it I've not even hit my prime yet.  So, I am going to be ringing in my 30's in GRAND fashion.  (DUH.)  Two celebrations people.  I guess you could say one for each full decade I've been alive, perhaps.

The first and funniest is for all of my local peeps here in Seattle.  I've been plotting this for years, and it is finally going to happen.  That's right:  GOLDEN GIRLS THEMED PUB CRAWL.  Get those saggy tits, muu muus, and grey wigs out!  I'm gonna get all Sophia on you!

Secondly, on my actual birthday I will be with two of my bestest buddies in New Orleans.  AKA, the city I might move to next (we shall see!).

So, enough of my "I'm getting so old" speech.  I just wanted to pop in and let everyone know that I am planning on getting the writing groove back on.  Be prepared.  I have some smartass shit stowed away from the time I've had off!

Song of the day:  "Stay Away" Charli XCX

Charli XCX - Stay Away