BABY ON BOARD!

Before you get any mixed messages from the title of this post...NO, I'm not fucking pregnant. (I do my part when it comes to population control.) And all you parents out there, I'm not bashing on you for having babies...to each their own. Just don't start preaching to me about the miracle of childbirth...you'll be wasting your breath.

What I'm talking about are those lovely stickers you see in the back window of vehicles that look like this:


For whatever reason, I saw a ton of these on cars over the holiday weekend. I just Googled to review the purpose of the damn things, and this is what I found: "reminds others to drive safely." Maybe I'm just an idiot and a horrible driver, but these stickers have absolutely no influence when it comes to my driving. It is the equivalent of telling me that your child is an honor student...I don't fucking care.

At least I own up to it, and you know if I'm admitting it, then there are thousands of others that are equally as blind to these things.

The other car sticker that I can't stand...damn stupid stick figures like this:


Now all you moms out there might think this is super-cutesy and trendy or whatever, but being the pessimist that I can be at times, this is the statement I see coming from these vehicles:

"Hey, all you child molesters out there....guess what?? I've got 3 children at home! Why don't you just follow us there?!"

Come on, people. I mean, you have the sex offender registry so that you can find out if any live on your street or whatever, but what good is that doing you if you can lead them from any other street straight to your home!

Song of the day: "Fair" by Remy Zero (awesome song from Garden State...one of my fav movies!)