Shit.

I've had a revelation. I'm the female version of Good Luck Chuck.



NO, having SEX with me doesn't automatically guarantee you'll marry the next girl you meet, but apparently if you have a relationship with me, the trend is that you'll marry the next girl you get into a relationship with. At least it has been the case with my ex's for about the past 10 years.

Honestly, I must be the last great adventure before "settling down," or as I like to call it, "retiring to stud." That's right...I'm the one before you find that safe, boring girl that does your laundry and starts popping out babies (sorry, all you mothers out there...just my opinion of the day).

I might sound a tad bitter, but actually I think it works out to my advantage most of the time. Because guys like that aren't the type that I would want to end up with anyway. I need someone that can keep up with me...no "settling" here. I need someone that I can learn from, someone that can challenge me in new ways....not someone I have to fucking babysit (ie clean up after).

There's more to it than that, but I don't think I have the energy for that long of a rant today. We will just leave it at the fact that I noticed a trend. Does it mean anything or is it just my luck? Who knows.

Song of the day: "In The Summer In The Heat" Shannon Stephens (love this video)