"There's a hooker on my bus" - my tribute to the holiday

(Please note, this was supposed to post before Christmas, but somehow I forgot to proofread and launch the damn thing...oops!)


You really just never know who you're going to see on the bus.

Twas the day before my holiday vacation,
When all through the bus,
All I could hear was this hoochie,
Making oh such a fuss.
On her cell she spoke loudly,
Of the trysts she had planned,
With Carlos, Jose, Alex,
Surely none were her "man".
Matching leopard print boots,
With her long fake nails,
This lady was out to make some cash,
By offering a piece of tail.
Planning the details of where they could meet,
She assured each of them, "Of course it's discreet!"
I walked off the bus and chuckled with glee,
Carlos, Jose, and Alex were sure to get a case of VD.

-KJG

Happy Holidays!