A passive-aggressive note of my very own

Surely you folks have all seen this site by now:

passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes

I love this site. It's a good way to bring a smile to your face...seeing how pissed off people can get at each other. Some of it is so sarcastic and dry...sound like someone we all know? =)

Speaking of which, last night I had to write out a passive aggressive note of my own for some sweet neighbors on my floor of the apartment building I live in. It looked a little something like this:


If for some reason you can't read that...it goes a little something like this: IF YOUR DOG SHITS IN THE HALL - CLEAN IT UP!! SERIOUSLY, WE LIVE HERE!

That's right, folks...someone living on my floor let their dog shit in the hallway and didn't clean it up. I'm sorry, but whoever did this was just fucking asking for it. I mean, I have a dog, and luckily he is very well house-trained. That's not to say that he always was...dogs all have to learn somehow and accidents do happen along the way. But, just because they don't know any better DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!

Fucking idiots. Why would you want to spend the amount of money we spend on an apartment if you don't want the place (hallways included) to look nice? Good thing I wasn't having any visitors over last night...talk about embarrassing. I have 2 ideas of exactly whose dog it was too.

1.) Loud Asian couple has this little snot-faced dog that looks a little like photo below, except that it has the face of a bulldog. The owners never obey the leash law at our place, and there have been two separate times that I've had to kick their little ankle-biting rodent off of my dog. I've only had to resort to that because the little bitch is an instigator and my dog was on the verge of ripping her into little snotty rodent bits.

2.) This guy on my floor thinks he's fucking Daddy Yankee or something. He walks around with his hat cocked to the side, pants falling off, and some ridiculous looking bling around his neck. He's usually accompanied by some whore-ish looking chick who's wearing too much makeup and some sort of Ed Hardy outfit. What kind of dog does this idiot cart around, you might ask...none other than a teacup chihuahua. Is that supposed to make him seem more masculine in comparison or something? Douchebag.

Some may think my note posting was a little extreme, but it felt good to vent. Needless to say, no more than an hour later...no mo shit in the hallway.

Instead of a song today, I'm leaving you with an SNL video that's a favorite of mine (cause at the moment I feel pretty badass, just like Natalie Portman):