I. AM. CHUCK. Minus the super-promiscuous part. You could probably just make out with me, then low and behold....TA DA! Here's your new wife! Okay, maybe that's exaggerating. At LEAST new girlfriend though.
Story of my damn life. Sometimes I seriously have to question what the cosmic forces have in store for my future. Because right now I get the feeling that they are having a pretty amazing time fucking me in the ass. (Yes, I know that's quite vulgar, but sometimes vulgar is necessary to convey what I'm dealing with here.)
Seriously...I've been trying to figure this out. What am I missing? The majority of the time I honestly don't give a shit, or can at least try to pretend that I don't the rest of the time.
Maybe it's time to retreat to hermit-dom. At least in my own little world I don't have to try and understand why people are the way they are and why they do the things they do.
I foresee many hiking weekends in my future. At least I'll be keeping in good shape I suppose. In the mean time I guess I should be working on my hermit style.
Song of the day: "Your Hand In Mine" Explosions in the Sky (w/ Strings) (they actually get the credit for this one)
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