You see, when I moved here a year ago, I came to a very specific revelation: I need to meet someone who owns a boat. (There is a lot of water around these parts…it only makes sense!)
I have continued to voice this revelation to friends and coworkers for the past year, and I STILL don’t seem to know anyone that conveniently owns a vessel. Actually, I know ONE friend that had a sailboat, but he moved away shortly after I moved here, so that really didn’t get me anywhere.
It’s starting to get warm....I NEED A BOAT…SOON! I am such a water person, even though my sign is an air sign (Gemini…not that I believe in that shit or anything).
Maybe I will get lucky and the next guy I meet will be super sweet, cute, considerate, and will conveniently own one of these:
Or one of these:
Seriously, the dating gods owe me. AM I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH HERE?
Song of the day: “The River” Garth Brooks (come on…this is an easy one)
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